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New Banking Opportunities!
We at National Guaranteed Bank are all too aware of the financial difficulties facing average people today.
In the current economic climate the simple folk of Ireland no longer have adequate security for their loans, the value of their houses are far below what they once were and due to the banking guarantee scheme their wages will no doubt be hit by higher and higher taxes, those who'll be lucky enough to keep their jobs that is!
National Guaranteed Bank understands this,
National Guaranteed Bank feels your pain.
So to help, we are pleased to announce our new Securities With Alternative Guarantees program. The concept with S.W.A.G. is simple as a borrower can no longer offer up his or her worthless house as collateral S.W.A.G. will permit the supplicant to offer an alternative wider range of objects for security.
Under this scheme we have been careful not to delimit the range of objects which can be offered as security for S.W.A.G.
But we envisage the following forms may prove popular:
Your first born
Please note that due to the Equality (Act 2004) National Guaranteed Bank will be pleased to accept both your first born son and daughter as collateral.
Parts of your body and the bodies of loved ones.
Limbs- valued according to dexterity.
Blood -priced according to volume
Organs -all priced to 40% of current black market values.
Remaining Life Expectancy
Ascertained according to current actuary tables.
Testemonials from the Trial Scheme.
"I am delighted with the service from National Guaranteed Bank who have taken me on despite my awful credit history. And it was so easy!"
"I too am happy with the service from National Guaranteed Bank, please God can I have my baby back?"
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